Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Cosmic Puddles: Galactic Forecast Predicts a Splash of Star Dust and a Chance of Alien Encounters!"

The next Pisces will start in 163 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 18 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 167 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 185 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 196 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hello there, Pisces! Ah, the life of a fish. I mean, who wouldn't want to spend their days swimming through the cosmic ocean, eating the occasional astral plankton? But this week, it's like E.T. came over, fell into your fish tank and now he's trying to phone home using your aquarium filter. Saturn, your very own cosmic drill sergeant, is currently in retrograde in your sign. This typically means it's time for some serious soul-searching. But, since we're doing this E.T. style, let's say it’s more like looking for lost Reese’s Pieces under the sofa. You might find something different than what you're searching for, but hey, a surprise is always good, right? Also, Neptune, the planet that co-rules your sign, is also retrograding in your sign. It's like E.T. is trying to make a collect call, but the operator keeps putting him on hold. The lines of communication could be a bit fuzzy, especially with your own subconscious. So, maybe take this as a sign to dust off that old Speak & Spell and try to decode what your dreams are telling you. And the moon? We're in a waning crescent phase, my dear Pisces. In E.T. terms, it's like the bicycle ride has ended, and you're slowly coming back down to Earth. Take this time to rest, recuperate, and maybe watch an 80s movie or two. Might I suggest...E.T.? Remember, Pisces, just because things are a little topsy-turvy doesn't mean you can't find the fun in it. After all, E.T. found joy in a strange new world, so you can too! #ETPhoneHome #RetrogradeMadness #OutOfThisWorldHoroscopes #PiscesParty #SpeakAndSpellYourDreams #ReesesPiecesOfWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-09-09-2023)