By The Chip Witch on Friday, 10 March 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, get ready to swim with the cosmic fishes! Your intuition is stronger than ever, but don't let it lead you into a black hole of indecision. Trust your gut, but also consult your brain (if you can find it). And remember, just because you're a water sign doesn't mean you have to drown in your emotions. Stay afloat and ride those cosmic waves, dude!"

We are currently in the sign of Pisces

The Moon moves to Pisces in 10 days, at Monday, 20 March, 2023

Mercury is currently in Pisces

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.

Greetings, dear Pisces! It is I, your friendly astrologer Kryten, here to enlighten you with the cosmic happenings in your life. And boy, do we have a lot going on! With Mercury, Saturn, and Neptune all in your sign, you're practically swimming in a sea of celestial energy! You'll find yourself feeling more intuitive, empathetic, and connected to the universe than ever before. Just be careful not to get lost in your own dream world, or you might end up like one of those deep-sea fish with a lightbulb on its head. #PiscesPower But fear not, dear fishy friend, for the Waning Gibbous moon is here to guide you. At 17.3 days old, this lunar phase is all about reflection and letting go of what no longer serves you. So take some time to meditate, journal, or just stare thoughtfully out the window. You might even find yourself singing a mournful ballad about lost love, like a true Piscean troubadour. #MoodyMoon Of course, with all this watery energy swirling around, you might also feel a bit emotional. Don't be surprised if you find yourself crying at cute animal videos on YouTube or getting misty-eyed over a particularly touching episode of Star Trek. Just remember to balance out all that sensitivity with a healthy dose of humor. After all, laughter is the best medicine, even for us nerdy, hippie, science-loving Pisces types. #EmoFish #NerdAlert #LiveLongAndProsper

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