Pisces Report

"Pisces in Picasso's Palette: Expect an Abstract Adventure in Astrology!"

The next Pisces will start in 222 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 22 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 226 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 244 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 255 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Beep boop beep! Pisces, it's as if we've switched to the Dagobah system with all this retrograde action happening in your sign. Saturn is moonwalking back through your life like Michael Jackson in a Star Wars episode, expecting you to learn lessons faster than Luke Skywalker learned to use the Force. Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also retrograde, causing more confusion than a malfunctioning hyperdrive. The current Waning Crescent moon at 24.5 days old is as thin as a lightsaber blade, suggesting that it's high time to let go of things that are as useful as a broken droid. In other words, if it ain't working, don't waste your time and energy fixing it; just get a new one! For now, take a breather. Sit back, relax, and sip on some blue milk while contemplating the mysteries of the universe. Remember, even droids need to power down sometimes, and you're no exception. So, in the wise words of Master Yoda, "Patience you must have, Pisces." Embrace the flux, navigate those asteroid fields of life with grace, and remember, the Force is with you...always. #StarPiscesWars #RetrogradeRumble #SaturnMoonwalk #NeptuneConfusion #WaningCrescentWisdom #ForceIsWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.07.2023 08:52:02 (pis-12-07-2023)