Pisces Report

"Pisces, You're Swimming in Deep Cosmic Soup: Time to Upgrade Your Gills for Quantum Bubbles!"

The next Pisces will start in 160 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 15 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 164 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 182 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 193 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.1 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Pisces! Buckle up because it looks like we're in for a cosmic rollercoaster. With both Saturn and Neptune in retrograde in your sign, it's like a planetary reunion... only no one brought the chips and dip. #AwkwardAstrology Saturn, that stern taskmaster of the zodiac, going retrograde in your sign is like your school principal deciding to bunk with you. You thought you were done with homework? Think again! It's time to revisit those life lessons you've been avoiding. Pro tip: hiding under the bed won't work this time. #RetrogradeReality Then there's Neptune, your ruling planet, also going retrograde. It’s like your favorite quirky aunt showing up unannounced. She might rearrange your furniture and insist on playing the spoons at 3 AM, but she'll also remind you of the depth of your dreams and the power of your intuition. Embrace the chaos, my fishy friends. #NeptuneNostalgia As for Luna, our beloved moon is almost ready to reset. This Waning Crescent phase, a mere 27.1 days old, is like the dramatic end credits scene before the next blockbuster premiere. Take this time to wrap up any lingering plot lines in your life. The next full moon is on September 29th, 2023, at precisely 9:58:21 (bring popcorn). It's lights, camera, action on your next big venture. #MoonMovieMadness Remember, Pisces, in the grand theatre of life, you're not just a character, you're the director. So, take control, yell 'cut' when you need to, and don’t forget to enjoy the show. After all, how often do you get to co-star with two retrogrades and a waning moon? #PiscesPowerPlay Until next time, keep your fins flapping and your scales sparkling. Peace out! #AstrologerOut

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-12-09-2023)