Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Fish for Compliments: Your Star is About to Be More Eye-catching Than a Monolith in Orbit!"

The next Pisces will start in 189 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 17 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 193 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 211 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 222 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The New moon is currently 27.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

"Hey there, Fishy folks! Now, I know you were probably hoping for a stellar month ahead with clear skies and a jetpack to Jupiter. Well, buckle up, because you're in for an astrological roller coaster ride, and I'm not talking about the one at the local fair! Saturn, the stern school principal of the cosmos, is currently doing the moonwalk—backwards—in your sign. Yes, it's retrograde time! And we all know what that means: it's time to dig out those old yearbooks, dust off those embarrassing memories and deal with whatever unresolved business you have been conveniently shoving under the bed of your subconscious. #SaturnRetrograde #HighSchoolReunion But wait, there's more! Neptune, your ruling planet and the king of the sea, has also decided to swim against the tide in your sign. It's like having your mom visit unannounced while your house is a mess and you're in your PJs binge-watching Stargate Atlantis. Not ideal, right? But fear not. This is a golden opportunity to dive deep into your dreams and intuition. Who knows, you might find a hidden treasure chest in there! #NeptuneRetrograde #DeepSeaDive Remember when I mentioned the astrological roller coaster ride? Well, hold on tight because the New Moon is almost 28 days old, which means that we're heading towards a Full Moon faster than you can say "Wraith Dart". Get ready for some emotional tides, my Piscean friends. It's prime time for inner growth and soul-searching. So, grab your favorite blanket, brew some herbal tea, and let those feelings flow. Just make sure you don't mistake the moon for a Wraith mothership, okay? #FullMoonFeels The next Full Moon landing is slated for 1:37:05, 31st August 2023. Make a note of it, Pisces. You wouldn't want to miss your shuttle to the moon, would you? #MoonTaxi In summary, this month is all about introspection, emotional exploration, and dealing with the past. Just remember, you're a Pisces, the most adaptable and intuitive of all zodiac signs. So, summon your inner Rodney McKay, suit up and face these cosmic challenges head-on. You got this! #PiscesPower #AstrologicalAntics" Keep swimming, my fishy friends!

#Pisces

SignToday Is Posting: 14.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-14-08-2023)