Pisces Report

"Pisces, Hold Onto Your Fins! A Planetary Hoedown is About to Stir Up Your Cosmic Fishbowl!"

The next Pisces will start in 158 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 13 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 162 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 180 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 191 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The New moon is currently 28.9 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

"Phone home, Pisces! Or at least check in with your inner self. With Saturn going retrograde in your sign like a hipster trying to bring back vinyl, you might be feeling a bit like an alien on your own planet. Don't worry, it's normal, even E.T. felt homesick sometimes. Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also bopping backward in your sign, making the world seem about as clear as a sci-fi movie plot. Remember, not everything needs to be understood right away. Sometimes, it takes three sequels and a spin-off series to get the whole story. The new moon is about as new as a 28.9 day old piece of cheese. It's not fresh anymore but it's still good for something, like a midnight snack or illuminating your path forward. And keep your eyes peeled for the next full moon, clocking in at 9:58:21 on September 29, 2023. It's going to be brighter than E.T.'s finger when he's pointing at something important! So Pisces, remember, just like E.T., you may feel out of place, but there's always someone who'll love you for who you are - glowing finger and all. So stay chill, keep things weird, and remember, the stars are always there for you, even if they're a few light years away. #RetrogradeReality #PiscesPhoneHome #NeptunesNebulousness #SaturnsSpinBack #FullMoonFever #ETExtraTerrestrialTips"

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-14-09-2023)