By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 16 January 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in Circles: Mercury's Retrograde Has More Twists Than a Quantum Physics Textbook!"

The next Pisces will start in 34 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 26 days, at Sunday, 11 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 38 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 56 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 67 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey Pisces, the universe is sending a bunch of cosmic mail your way and spoiler alert: it's not a new lightsaber. It’s Saturn, your strict but well-meaning Jedi Master for a while. He’s all about responsibility, structure, and discipline. I know, I know...you’d rather be flying through the galaxy, hair (or fins) in the wind but you’ve got some serious adulting to do. And who's that lurking in the shadows? Ah, it's Neptune, your ruling planet, chilling in your sign too. This guy's all about dreams, intuition, and spiritual growth. So while Saturn might have you hunched over a desk, Neptune is saying, "Hey, take a break and meditate or have a chat with Yoda!" A little balance never hurt anyone, right? Quick, look out the window! The Waxing Crescent moon is just 5.5 days old, still fresh and shiny like a newly printed Galactic Credit. She's whispering "new beginnings" to you. So, whether it's starting a new Ewok knitting club or finally building that Millennium Falcon Lego set, go for it! In short, embrace the mundane with Saturn, dream big with Neptune and start something new with the Waxing Crescent moon. It's not exactly a treasure map to hidden bounty, but hey, life ain't always about carbonite freezes and epic space battles. So, buckle up, Pisces. It's time for a ride filled with practicality, dreams, and new endeavours. May the force be with you! #StarWarsAstrology #PiscesInTheSky #SaturnSaysAdult #NeptuneDreams #WaxingCrescentBeginnings #TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.01.2024 08:52:02 (pis-16-01-2024)

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