Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans as Neptune Tangles with Your Wi-Fi Signal!"

The next Pisces will start in 218 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 18 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 222 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 240 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 251 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The New moon is currently 28.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Fishy folks! This week, you've got some serious cosmic traffic happening in your sign. Saturn, the taskmaster of the zodiac, is doing the moonwalk (retrograde style) through your starry waters. Meanwhile, Neptune - your ruling planet - is doing the same boogie backwards. You might feel like you're in a cosmic version of "The Matrix," ducking and diving to avoid slow-moving celestial bodies! But don't worry, Pisces, it's not all bullet time and dodging astral bullets. With the New moon getting ready to hit its full-bloom of brightness on August 1st, you'll get a shot of lunar energy that'll make you feel like you've just swallowed the red pill to see how deep the rabbit hole goes! You could find yourself having Neo-like visions, seeing patterns and connections where others see only chaos. Just remember to keep your feet on the ground (or fins in the water?) while you're exploring these cosmic truths. We wouldn't want you to end up in a weird white room with tons of TV screens, now would we? So, as you navigate the digital rain of the Matrix, remember, there's no spoon, only funky planetary dances to interpret. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go feed my cat, Schrödinger... or was it the other way around? 🤔 #PiscesInTheMatrix #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #MoonDance #RedPillReality #AstrologyNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-16-07-2023)