Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim in a Cosmic Sea of Infinite Possibilities... and Maybe Some Kelp!"

The next Pisces will start in 123 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 5 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 127 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 145 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 156 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

"Hello there, my Piscean friends! Now, don't go all fishy on me, but it seems you've got Saturn and Neptune both in retrograde swimming in your sign. That's like having two pesky Daleks at your tea party - not ideal, I assure you. Saturn, the grand taskmaster of the cosmos, is doing a moonwalk in your sign, which might make things feel a bit like you're stuck in a time loop. You keep trying to move forward, but the universe keeps pulling you back for a rerun. It's a bit like trying to teach a Cyberman to tap dance, isn't it? Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in retrograde. In layman's terms, it's a bit like your favourite episode of Doctor Who getting cancelled mid-way. You might find yourself revisiting old dreams or illusions, or even realizing that the TARDIS you've been building in the garage is, in fact, a blue police box. However, fear not! The Waxing Crescent moon, only 4.5 days old, whispers of new beginnings and fresh starts. So grab your sonic screwdriver, straighten that bow tie (or fez, depending on your style) and remember: you're a Time Lord in a vast cosmic playground. Reach out to those around you, share your wisdom, your love, and maybe a jelly baby or two. This phase might feel a bit wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey, but remember, in the immortal words of yours truly, 'We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?' #PiscesPower #DoctorWhoVibes #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #WaxingCrescent #TimeyWimey"

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-19-10-2023)