By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 21 January 2024
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

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The next Pisces will start in 29 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 21 days, at Sunday, 11 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Pisces in 33 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 51 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 62 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alright, my Pisces pals, buckle up, because Saturn and Neptune are gatecrashing your party like a pair of uninvited but surprisingly entertaining Uncles. First off, Saturn is knocking on your door, wearing his "I Love Science" t-shirt. Saturn in Pisces is like a Vulcan at a Star Trek convention: logical, disciplined, and maybe just a tad out of place. You might feel like you're being pulled into a black hole of responsibility, but remember, even Spock let loose sometimes! Now, Neptune—I bet you thought you'd seen the last of this cosmic jokester! But no, he's back, and he's brought with him a dreamy mist that could fog up even the most powerful Hubble telescope. #NeptuneInPisces is like a Doctor Who marathon: intriguing, a little confusing, and definitely trippy. Don't forget to ground yourself, or you'll end up floating around like a lost astronaut. As for that Waxing Gibbous moon, it's like the clingy ex who keeps calling—she's not quite full yet, but she's getting there. With the moon being 10.6 days old, you might find yourself feeling a bit more emotional than usual. Just remember, even the best of us get a little teary during the sad parts of Star Wars. So, my fabulous fish, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to navigate this astrological minefield with all the grace of a gazelle in zero gravity. Remember, the universe is like a big, cosmic game of Dungeons and Dragons—sometimes you roll a 20, other times you're stuck in a dungeon with a rabid troll. #PiscesHoroscope #SaturnInPisces #NerdyAstrology #WaxOnWaxOffGibbousMoon

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.01.2024 08:52:01 (pis-21-01-2024)

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