"Fishy Forecast: Pisces Poised to Plunge into a Puddle of Planetary Perplexities! Grab Your Galactic Goggles!"
The next Pisces will start in 335 days, at Wednesday, 19 February, 2025
The Moon moves to Pisces in 16 days, at Saturday, 06 April, 2024
Mercury moves to Pisces in 331 days, at Saturday, 15 February, 2025
Venus is currently in Pisces
Mars moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Hey there, Pisces! So, you've got Venus, Saturn AND Neptune all playing hide and seek in your sign right now. Fantastic, right? Well, it's not like three's a crowd when the universe is involved. But let's be real here: this is no Galaxy Quest, and you're not Tim Allen.
Venus is feeling all mushy in your sign, urging you to spread the love like butter on warm toast. But remember, Pisces, no one likes soggy toast, so don't overdo it. Saturn, on the other hand, is perched up there like a grumpy old owl, reminding you to keep your feet on the ground while your head's in the clouds. It's like having your own personal Yoda, but without the cute ears and the weird way of talking.
Then there's Neptune, your ruling planet, just chilling out in your sign like it owns the place. This is like having the boss over for dinner - a little stress-inducing, but mostly just a chance to show off your space. So spruce up your spiritual house, Pisces – do some cosmic dusting, and make sure your inner self is looking spick and span.
As for the Waxing Gibbous moon that's 11.3 days old (because who's counting, right?), this is a call to action. Like when the Wi-Fi is down and you actually have to get up and do something. Don't resist the urge to move forward, even if it's just to the fridge for another slice of pizza.
Remember, Pisces, in the grand scheme of things, you're less a tiny fish in an infinite ocean, and more a kick-ass space shark in a cosmic sea. Own it!
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SignToday Is Posting: 21.03.2024 08:52:01 (pis-21-03-2024)