By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 24 October 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Hold Onto Your Fins! Mercury Retrograde is About to Make Waves in the Cosmic Fishbowl!"

The next Pisces will start in 118 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The moon is currently in Pisces

Mercury moves to Pisces in 122 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 140 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 151 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Ahoy, Pisces! With Neptune and Saturn both spinning backwards in your sign, it seems like the universe is trying to play some kind of cosmic joke. But don't worry, I promise it's not a rerun of "The Big Bang Theory." Neptune retrograde in your sign will have you feel like you're living in an episode of "Stranger Things." Expect things to get a bit upside down. You might start seeing 11 everywhere or suddenly develop an obsession with Eggo waffles. It's all good, just remember that your intuition is your best friend in this season, even if it's speaking in Morse code. Saturn retrograde is kind of like your strict science teacher from high school who insists on giving pop quizzes on quantum physics. This isn't a time for slacking off, my fishy friends! It's a time for learning, growing, and maybe building a particle accelerator in your backyard. You know, normal stuff. With the Moon also hanging out in Pisces, expect your emotions to be as unpredictable as a hyperactive AI. One minute you're laughing at cat videos, the next you're crying over the beauty of pi. Don't fight it, embrace the chaos! You're a Pisces, after all. Keep your eyes on the stars, but remember to tie your shoes. We wouldn't want any trips to the emergency room during these retrogrades, now would we? #Pisces #NeptuneRetrograde #SaturnRetrograde #MoonInPisces #WaxingGibbousCraziness #QuantumAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.10.2023 08:52:02 (pis-24-10-2023)

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