Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Cosmic Puddle of Hilarity and Retrograde Ridiculousness!"

The next Pisces will start in 177 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 5 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 181 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 199 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 210 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hello my dear Pisces, or as I like to call you, the cosmic fish of the zodiac! Saturn is currently doing its retrograde boogie in your sign. Now, don't panic. It's not like Saturn is crashing into your living room, all "I'm here for the Netflix and chill!" No, no. Saturn is simply reminding you to slow down, re-evaluate, and maybe do a little cosmic housekeeping. That's right, it's time to declutter your metaphorical life closet. So why not start with those emotional skinny jeans you've been hanging onto since the early 2000s? You know the ones. They don't fit anymore, and they just remind you of that one bad breakup. #SaturnRetrogradeCleanUp Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in a retrograde shimmy in your sign. Like a fond but slightly overbearing parent, Neptune wants you to face your dreams and illusions head-on. Have you been daydreaming about becoming a rock star? Or a professional cheese taster? Then it’s time to either take the first step towards making that dream a reality or finally admit that you're lactose intolerant. #NeptuneRealityCheck The Waxing Gibbous moon is 9.4 days old today. In human years, that’s roughly equivalent to a pre-teen. So, expect a little cosmic mood swing and maybe some minor rebellion. Your emotions might be a bit on the rollercoaster side, so keep that in mind when you're tempted to dropkick the office printer because it jammed again. It's not the printer's fault. Blame the moon. #MoodyMoon Remember, dear Pisces, the universe is a vast and wondrous place filled with mysteries and cosmic shenanigans. So, buckle up, hold on to your horoscope, and enjoy the ride. And always remember: even during a planetary retrograde, you're still the coolest fish in the cosmic sea. Until next time, keep swimming! #PiscesPower

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-26-08-2023)