By The Chip Witch on Monday, 01 April 2024
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Brace Yourselves! Jupiter's Having a Midlife Crisis, So Expect Cosmic Mood Swings!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 235 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 25 days, at Friday, 26 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 216 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 200 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings Sagittarius, my celestial centaur friend! With the Third Quarter moon being 21.4 days old, I might add, slightly older than the cheese in my fridge, it's time to view your horoscope with my cosmic bifocals on. This week, you're going to feel like a photon undergoing quantum entanglement. You know what that means, right? No? Well, imagine being tied to an invisible yo-yo that keeps pulling you back and forth. That's your life this week - confusing, fun, and slightly nauseating. Remember, as Einstein said, "Spooky action at a distance." You may be feeling pulled towards new adventures, but also tethered to your responsibilities. It's a classic case of 'Centaur's Dilemma'. Your half-horse side wants to gallop into the sunset, but your human half remembers you left the oven on. But hey, just like Schrödinger's cat, you can exist in two places at once... metaphorically speaking. And while you're juggling the quantum conundrum, don't forget to sprinkle some humor around like it’s pixie dust. After all, nothing diffuses a tense situation like a good nerdy joke. If anyone complains, just tell them you're providing comic relief at a subatomic level. They won't get it, but it'll make you chuckle. Remember: Life is not about reaching a destination, it's about enjoying the journey, even if it's as erratic as my tie-dye experiments. So embrace the chaos and keep on keeping on, mighty Sagittarius! #SagittariusStellium #QuantumQuandary #CentaursDilemma #NerdyAstroHumor

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