Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Time to Realign Your Cosmic Arrows; The Universe Hasn't Been This Confused Since the Big Bang!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 234 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 24 days, at Friday, 26 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 215 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 199 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello Sagittarians! It seems the universe has got some especially spicy cosmic tea to spill on you this week! As we're spinning around our bright and shiny star, our moon is going through its rebellious teenage phase. Yes, we've got ourselves a Third Quarter moon, 22.4 days old and feeling particularly angsty. So, what does this mean for you, my fiery archer? Brace yourselves, because you're about to embark on a journey that's as unpredictable as the TARDIS on a sugar rush. You might feel like you've landed on a different planet, but don't worry, it's just your life. Who knew, right? This week, expect the unexpected. And by unexpected, I mean, don't be surprised if you find yourself in an intergalactic debate with your toaster or discover that your dog knows more about quantum physics than you do. But remember, you're Sagittarius – you were born ready for adventures. So grab your sonic screwdriver (or your spatula, if that's more your speed) and jump into that vortex of chaos like you own it. Because, let's face it, you probably do. Stay open-minded. You never know when a wild opportunity will regenerate in front of you. And remember, bowties are cool, but so are you. Embrace your uniqueness and use it to navigate through the timey-wimey stuff in your path. On the upside, the stars are hinting at a bit of romance swirling around in your nebula. Maybe it’s time to turn those flirty eyes towards that special someone. Who knows, they could be your Amy Pond or Rory Williams. So, buckle up, Sagittarians! Remember, not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for the perfect asteroid to call home. #SagittariusVibes #CosmicChaos #SonicScrewdriverReady #TimeyWimeyStuff #DoctorWhoHoroscopes #IntergalacticAdventures

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.04.2024 08:22:01 (sag-02-04-2024)