"Breaking Interstellar News: Sagittarius, Time to Channel Your Inner Alien – Forget Chest-Bursting, It's All About Star-Bursting Opportunities!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 112 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 21 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 99 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 149 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 114 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Full moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Alright, Sagittarius! The Full Moon is in her prime at 16.6 days, almost as bloated as after a three-day pizza binge. There's no hiding from her radiant gaze, she's as subtle as a supernova in a starless night. Ahem... #NoCamouflageForYou
Mars is hanging out in your fifth house, the house of creativity. It's like a cosmic Keurig, brewing a hot cup of artistic inspiration. You may feel the sudden urge to paint, write a novel, or crochet a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower. Remember, it's your journey, no matter how many raised eyebrows it may cause. #CrochetYourDestiny
Meanwhile, Venus is doing a bit of couch surfing in your seventh house. This could mean a bit of romantic turbulence ahead. Think of it as love's version of a Wi-Fi connection - it might drop out occasionally, but don't panic, it'll come back. Just remember to keep the password handy (it's 'Communication', by the way). #LoveWifi
Saturn is in your second house, which might make you feel a bit like a cosmic Scrooge McDuck, worrying about finances. But hey, who needs money when there's all that free sunshine? Put on your hippie hat and remember, man, material possessions aren't everything. #HippieFinance101
So, my dear centaurs, this is your astrological weather report. Remember to pack an umbrella for any emotional downpours, sunscreen for when love heats up, and maybe a map for when Mars sends you off the beaten path. Enjoy the ride! #SagittariusSeason
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.08.2023 08:22:01 (sag-03-08-2023)