"Sagittarius: Prepare for a Cosmic Comedy Show as Jupiter Tries to Parallel Park in Your House of Love!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 77 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 14 days, at Thursday, 21 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 64 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 114 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 79 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, Sagittarius! In the spirit of Seven of Nine, I've got your celestial coordinates locked in and ready to roll.
The Third Quarter moon, or as I like to call it, "The Moon's Half-Baked Pie," is currently 22.5 days old. It's at that awkward stage where it's not quite sure if it wants to be a full moon or new moon, kinda like a teenager deciding on a career path. But don't worry, it's exactly on this phase when your Sagittarian energy thrives.
As a Sagittarius, you're a bit like Voyager itself: always exploring, forever seeking out new life and new civilizations...or at least a new latte flavor at your local coffee shop. This week, your quest for knowledge may lead you to some unexpected places. And by unexpected, I mean, you might actually find that lost sock you've been looking for.
You'll find yourself drawn to the most illogical things, like watching cat videos for hours or developing an inexplicable fondness for Klingon opera. Embrace the chaos, my friend. This is prime uncharted nebula territory.
Your social life is about to take off at warp speed, but don’t fear, your shields can handle it. You have the charisma of Captain Janeway and the wit of the Emergency Holographic Doctor. Use them wisely. You might even encounter a few Romulans (moody colleagues) along the way, but just remember: Tachyon emissions (a.k.a. your charm) can disable any cloaking device.
So, Sagittarius, set your phasers to fun and prepare for the unexpected. Live long and prosper, or at least get through the week without any tribble troubles!
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SignToday Is Posting: 07.09.2023 08:22:01 (sag-07-09-2023)