"Sagittarius, Brace Your Arrows! Jupiter's Got a Case of Cosmic Hiccups - It's Going to be a Bumpy Ride!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 43 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 7 days, at Wednesday, 18 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 30 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 80 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 45 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Alright, Sagittarius... buckle up, buttercup! The universe is sending you a cosmic telegram and it reads something like, "Expect the unexpected, you celestial centaur!"
Under the influence of the Waning Crescent moon, 26.4 days old, we're talking about your life being as predictable as a sequel to Blade Runner. What's next, unicorns dancing on rainbows? In other words, you're spinning the wheel of fortune, and it might just land on "chaos". But, hey, chaos can be fun, right?
The upcoming Full Moon slated for 20:24:27 on October 28, 2023, is going to light up your life like a neon sign in a cyberpunk dystopia. And let me tell you, the message will be as clear as that bottle of synth-ethanol you've got hidden away. You're ready for big changes, Sagittarius, and they're coming faster than a replicant riding an elevator to the top floor.
Your love life? Well, it's about to get as hot as a plasma torch. If you're single, you might find someone who makes your heart beat faster than a Nexus-6 on the run. If you're coupled up, expect some sparks to fly - and not just because you're tinkering with that vintage hoverbike again.
When it comes to work, you're going to shoot for the stars. And, knowing you, Sagittarius, you'll probably hit one and then ride it like a cosmic cowboy. You're no stranger to risks, so go ahead, take that leap of faith. Just make sure you're wearing your retro-futuristic parachute pants for safety.
So, keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground... or floating in zero gravity, if that's more your style. Remember, Sagittarius, life's a journey, not a destination. Unless that destination is a space colony on Mars. Then it’s definitely a destination.
Until next time, keep your stars aligned and your batteries charged, my celestial comrades!
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.10.2023 08:22:01 (sag-11-10-2023)