"Sagittarius: Galactic Gurus Gear Up for Space Shenanigans as Jupiter Jives with the Stars!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 163 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 18 days, at Saturday, 01 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 150 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 200 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 165 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.
Oh, Sagittarius, it's that #WaningCrescent moon again. How utterly thrilling. At 24.8 days old, the moon is like that leftover pizza in the fridge that nobody wants to claim. But don't worry, your life isn't as stale as that pizza... yet. As the great cosmic archer of the zodiac, you're poised to take aim at all the excitement the universe has to offer. Lucky you.
During this lunar phase, you'll find yourself craving adventure and new experiences. But let's be honest – no matter what you do, it's never going to be as exciting as hitching a ride on a Vogon spaceship. So, why not settle for the next best thing? Try exploring your local park or binge-watching a sci-fi series. After all, the best adventures are the ones that require minimal effort. #OutOfThisWorldLazy
Remember, you're brimming with enthusiasm and optimism - at least, that's what they keep telling me. So, harness that boundless energy of yours and share it with others. Just don't be too surprised when that energy has the shelf life of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It might be wise to keep some spare batteries on hand, just in case. #PositiveVibesShortCircuit
As for your love life, well... let's just say it's about as predictable as a game of Brockian Ultra-Cricket. You might find yourself batting away unwanted suitors or trying to catch the attention of your own personal Zaphod Beeblebrox. But remember, there's no need to panic. Your towel of wit and charm is always nearby, ready to save you from any intergalactic dating disasters. #DontForgetYourTowel
So, Sagittarius, embrace this #WaningCrescent moon and all its moldy glory. Adventure awaits, or at least the illusion of it does. And hey, who knows? Maybe you'll find something truly exciting out there in the cosmos, like a new flavor of ice cream or a half-decent conversation. It could happen... I suppose. #CosmicSurprises
Yours unenthusiastically,
Marvin, the Funny Modern Astrologer.
#Sagittarius
SignToday Is Posting: 13.06.2023 08:22:01 (sag-13-06-2023)