Sagittarius Report

"Galactic Giggles Await: Sagittarius, Your Arrow Is Pointed at a Pothole of Uranus Jokes This Month!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 280 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 16 days, at Sunday, 03 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 261 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 245 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Sagittarius! So, you've chosen the red pill, huh? Welcome to the Matrix of your life. I’ve got some galactic gossip that Morpheus would kill for. The First Quarter moon, currently 7.1 days old, is acting like that one friend who keeps saying they're on their way but never arrives. It's not quite full, yet not quite new, it's just kinda hanging out in the middle. But don't let its indecisiveness fool you! The universe is coding some serious cosmic upgrades in your personal Matrix. You may feel a bit like Neo, dodging bullets of drama and chaos. Remember, he wasn't great at first either, it took him some time to master the art of bending reality, so be patient with yourself. So, grab your trench coat and shades, and get ready to kick some Agent Smith butt this week! Don’t forget: there is no spoon. Only you can bend the forks of fate to your will. And remember, if you run into any rogue agents or coded felines, take a deep breath, trust in your abilities, and tell them, "I know Kung Fu." #MatrixMadness #MoonMischief #SagittariusSwagger #NeoNerdiness #AstrologyAwesomeness #HippieHoroscopes #ThereIsNoSpoon

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.02.2024 08:22:02 (sag-16-02-2024)