"Sagittarius, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That... Just Kidding! Your Galactic GPS is Set for Thrills and Spills This Week!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 68 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 5 days, at Thursday, 21 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 55 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 105 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 70 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The New moon is currently 1.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey Sagittarius, remember the Alien from Alien? Yeah, well, it's time for your horoscope, Alien Style!
This New Moon, currently a cheeky 1.2 days old (yes, I measured it with my pocket-sized lunar calendar and an abacus, don't judge), is whispering sweet cosmic mysteries in your ear. Or is that just the hiss of our Alien friend? #SciFiSagas
Like the Alien, you thrive on exploration and discovery, which is great news because this month your adventurous spirit is set to skyrocket - pun totally intended! You're about to discover new galaxies in your personal universe, whether that's a new hobby, a hidden talent, or perhaps the shocking revelation that you've been wearing mismatched socks all week. #Sockstronomy
Be aware though, just like the Alien, you can be a bit... intense. Try not to burst out of anyone's chest during dinner parties, okay? It really ruins the ambiance. Keep that fiery intensity in check, maybe by channeling it into a fun new hobby, like quantum physics or interpretive dance. #AlienEtiquette
And remember, the stars may guide us, but it's up to you to navigate. So, grab your space helmet, strap into your spaceship, and prepare for lift-off. You've got galaxies to conquer and cosmic wisdom to gain. #AstroAdventure
So my advice? Embrace your inner Alien, minus the face-hugging and murderous rampages. And if you see a mysterious egg-shaped object? Maybe don't poke it. #AlienLifeLessons
Stay cosmic, Sagittarius!
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SignToday Is Posting: 16.09.2023 08:22:01 (sag-16-09-2023)