By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 20 June 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Prepare for a Cosmic Caffeine Boost: Time to Shoot for the Stars (and Maybe Even Mars)!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 156 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 11 days, at Saturday, 01 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 143 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 193 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 158 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Sagittariuses of the Pegasus Galaxy! It's time for your far-out horoscope, brought to you by yours truly, John Sheppard - part-time Stargate Atlantis explorer, full-time star whisperer. Now, let's get groovy with the cosmos. With the Waxing Crescent moon being a mere 2 days old, it's fresher than the Ancient technology we keep stumbling upon. And guess what? It's supercharging your adventurous spirit! You'll be itching to explore new worlds, like the time Rodney and I found that crazy, exploding tumor planet. Good times! But remember, all great explorers need their trusty sidekicks. So, don't leave your Ronon or Teyla behind. This week, teamwork is as essential as Zelenka's mad science skills when we're caught in a jam. Grab your crew and embark on some wild adventures together. Speaking of teamwork, your romantic endeavors also need a little cosmic boost. Now's the time to channel your inner Dr. Beckett and heal any relationship wounds. You never know - you might just find your very own Chaya out there among the stars. Just don't forget to check if they're secretly an ascended being. Stay vigilant, though, my space-faring centaurs! This week's planetary alignment may throw some Wraith-like curveballs your way, but you've got the courage and cunning of the entire Atlantis team backing you up. Dodge those energy-sucking obstacles like it's your job... because, well, it kind of is. To sum it up, stargazers, this week is your time to shine brighter than the exploding suns we've accidentally set off. Embrace the unknown, surround yourself with your cosmic crew, and remember - adventure is out there! Until next time, peace, love, and ZPMs! #SagittariusStargazers #WaxingCrescentAdventures #OutOfThisWorldTeamwork #AncientRomanceVibes #WraithDodgingSkills #PeaceLoveZPMs

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.06.2023 08:22:01 (sag-20-06-2023)

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