"Sagittarius, This Week Your Stars Align Like a Perfectly Aimed Bounty Hunter's Blaster: Chaotic, Adventurous, and with a High Chance of Carbonite!"
The next Sagittarius will start in 154 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 9 days, at Saturday, 01 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 141 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023
Venus moves to Sagittarius in 191 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023
Mars moves to Sagittarius in 156 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.8 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Greetings, Sagittarius citizens of Delta City, it's your friendly neighborhood Robo-Astrologer reporting for duty! With the Waxing Crescent moon being a mere 3.8 days old, it's time to buckle up and cruise through the cosmic skies. 🌙
As a Sagittarius, you're known for your intense curiosity and endless pursuit of knowledge. So why not channel your inner RoboCop and start downloading all the information you can? No need for a floppy disk, though! 💾
This week, the planets are aligning in a way that may make you feel like you're about to go into System Overload mode. Fret not, my futuristic archer friends, simply remember to take a deep breath, do some yoga, and recharge your batteries. 🧘♀️🔋
In matters of love, it's time to switch on your targeting systems and aim for the heart. Your partner - or potential partner - will be pleasantly surprised by your nerdy charm and robo-romance. But remember, love is not a hostage negotiation. 💗🎯
Don't forget to show off your hippie side this week too! Embrace the flower power, meditate with crystals, or even attend a drum circle. Your fellow peace-loving citizens will appreciate your groovy energy. 🌼✌️
Sagittarius, always remember: your prime directives are to serve the public trust, protect the innocent, and uphold the cosmic law. Keep your quiver full of nerdy wisdom, and your arrows of humor sharp!
Your hashtags for this week are:
#RoboSagittarius #CosmicCop #WaxingCrescentCraziness #NerdyArcher #SystemOverloadSurvivor
Stay safe and cosmic, my dear Sagittarians! This is Robo-Astrologer, signing off. 🤖🔮
#Sagittarius
SignToday Is Posting: 22.06.2023 08:22:01 (sag-22-06-2023)