By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 25 April 2023
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sag-astrophic: Hasta la Vista, Baby! This Month's Astro Forecast Promises Adventure and Judgement-Free Vibes for Sagittarians"

The next Sagittarius will start in 212 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 12 days, at Sunday, 07 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 199 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 249 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 214 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.1 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Sagittarian Replicants! The galactic forecast for your Earth-based transit is looking brighter than a supernova in the night sky! With the Waxing Crescent moon at 5.1 days old, it’s practically a neon sign pointing to the stars and whispering, “Hey, Sagittarius, let's rock this space-time continuum!” Prepare to channel your inner Roy Batty as you take on the week ahead with a zest for life that rivals those replicants living their four-year lifespans like there's no tomorrow – because, for them, there might not be! Remember: "The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long," so go big, but don't burn out too fast, cosmic voyager! As Mars orbits your sign like a fidget spinner on hyperdrive, you'll find yourself dreaming of electric sheep and maybe even befriending them. Embrace those eccentric connections, and watch as they lead you down a wormhole of unexpected experiences. Don't be surprised if, while walking down the street, you find yourself reciting Batty's monologue about C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate, or if you're suddenly struck by the desire to save a dove from a dystopian downpour. Yes, dear archers, the universe has a way of weaving its cosmic tapestry in mysterious ways. So, strap on your photon boots, and get ready for a week so wild that even Rick Deckard would have a hard time keeping up with you. And always remember, Sagittarius: "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." But hey, that's what makes life worth living! #Sagittarius #BladeRunner #WaxingCrescent #RoyBattyVibes #ElectricSheepDreams #TannhäuserGateCrasher #CosmicTapestry #TimeToDye #NerdyAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.04.2023 08:22:01 (sag-25-04-2023)

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