Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Get Your Flux Capacitor Ready! Cosmic Shifts to 88mph Ahead!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 23 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 14 days, at Tuesday, 14 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 10 days, at Friday, 10 November, 2023

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 60 days, at Saturday, 30 December, 2023

Mars moves to Sagittarius in 25 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey, Sagittarius! It looks like you've got the Waning Gibbous moon, which I must remind you is not a new hairstyle trend in the galaxy far, far away, but rather, a celestial occurrence that's 17.4 days old. You're probably thinking that's as useful as a hydrospanner in a lightsaber duel, but stick with me. This phase of la Luna suggests it's time to let go, like when I dropped that cargo at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser. Not my proudest moment, but hey, this isn't about me… or is it? Anyway, back to you. Letting go could mean anything from unclenching your fists when arguing about whether the Death Star was a moon or a space station (it was a space station, for the record) to finally giving up on that Ewok diet plan. Seriously, how many bugs can a human eat? This week, your adventurous spirit is shining brighter than the twin suns of Tatooine. Just remember, though, even a rogue smuggler needs some downtime. So take a break from blasting stormtroopers and enjoy a nice, refreshing glass of blue milk. And if you’re feeling a bit more rebellious than usual, well, that’s the Sagittarian fire burning in you. But remember, nothing good ever happens when you shoot first...or does it? #SagittarianSmuggler #WaningGibbousWisdom #StarWarsAstrology #LetTheWookieeWin

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.10.2023 08:22:01 (sag-31-10-2023)