"Sagittarius, prepare to dodge black holes of boredom! Your week is set to be as interesting as a Gallifreyan game of chess!"
Sagittarius is the ninth astrological sign, which is associated with the constellation Sagittarius and spans 240–270th degrees of the zodiac. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this sign between approximately November 23 and December 21.
"Sagittarius, prepare to dodge black holes of boredom! Your week is set to be as interesting as a Gallifreyan game of chess!"
"Oh Dear! Sagittarius, Prepare for a Galactic Shift in Your Star Charts. May the Force Be With You...Because Mercury Sure Isn't!"
"Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster, Sagittarius! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Taking No Prisoners...or Tips!"