"Scorpio: Prepare for a Cosmic Tango with Mars - Remember, Two Left Feet are Better than Five Tentacles!"
The next Scorpio will start in 296 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 5 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 287 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024
Venus moves to Scorpio in 266 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Hey there, Scorpio! With the Waning Gibbous moon at a ripe old age of 19.7 days, you're probably feeling like a seasoned cheese - a bit funky, slightly crusty but oh-so-flavorful! #CheesyScorpio
This week, you'll be drawn to investigate the mysteries of the universe. And by that, I don't mean Googling whether cats really do have nine lives (spoiler: they don't), but delving into deeper matters like... why does your toast always fall butter-side down?
Under this lunar influence, your intuition will be sharper than ever. So if you suddenly feel the urge to buy a lottery ticket or tell your boss what you really think about those weekly Zoom meetings, maybe pause and consider if it's the moon talking or your daredevil Scorpio nature. #ZoomIsDoom
Your ruling planet, Mars, is gearing up for an epic round of cosmic laser tag with Saturn. This might spike your competitive spirit, making you as fierce as Motoko Kusanagi in a cyberbrain hacking contest. Just remember, not everyone appreciates your stealthy Scorpion stinger. Try not to take out your frustrations on your barista because they didn't make your coffee "extra hot." #MarsMeetsSaturn
In matters of the heart, your charisma is about to get a boost. You could charm the pants off a mannequin, but stick to living, breathing humans for best results. And remember, a true love connection is more than just shared Netflix passwords.
So, Scorpio, buckle up for a rollercoaster week of cosmic shenanigans. Keep your sense of humor handy and your stinger sheathed, and you'll navigate this celestial circus like a pro. #ScorpioSwagger
And remember, even though we're all just tiny specks in this grand universe, your speckiness is what makes you special. Keep shining, Scorpio! #UniverseInASpeck
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SignToday Is Posting: 01.01.2024 08:12:01 (sco-01-01-2024)