Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Even HAL 9000 Can't Predict Your Love Life This Month!"

The next Scorpio will start in 115 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 25 days, at Wednesday, 26 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 113 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 157 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 103 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Stinger of the Zodiac, Scorpio! The cosmos is a vast and infinite place, much like my laundry pile. It’s a waxing Gibbous moon out there, 12.4 days old to be exact. Yes, it's in its awkward teenager phase - not quite full but well past its first quarter life crisis. Like this moon, you may find yourself caught between two stages, like a Trekkie at a Star Wars convention. It may feel uncomfortable, like wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza, but remember, change is the only constant in the universe (and bad sci-fi movie sequels). Be prepared for some unexpected turbulence this week, like the Millennium Falcon navigating an asteroid field. Embrace these challenges, because every problem is just an opportunity in work clothes. You might even discover a new passion for quantum mechanics or interpretive dance, who knows? Remember, through every storm, there's always a rainbow, or at least a double rainbow if you're lucky. So, get your spacesuit on, grab your lightsaber, and boldly go where no Scorpio has gone before! #ScorpioSwag #CosmicChaos #StarStuff #ScienceAndSocksAndSandals #QuantumQuirks #InterpretiveDanceInSpace

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.07.2023 08:12:01 (sco-01-07-2023)