Scorpio Report

"E.T. Predicts: Scorpio's Stars Align for Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride, Hold On to Your Reese's Pieces!"

The next Scorpio will start in 174 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 2 days, at Friday, 05 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 172 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 216 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 162 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, my cosmic Scorpio friends! 🦂 It's time to dive into the depths of your noir-infused horoscope, straight from the mind of Rick Deckard himself. So buckle your seatbelts and get ready for the ride through this Blade Runner-esque world! As the Waxing Gibbous moon 🌔 is 12.4 days old, it's shining brighter than Roy Batty's tears in the rain. This is the perfect time to illuminate those dark corners of your psyche and maybe even discover a few lost memories, like Deckard chasing replicants. Remember, you're a Scorpio, and you've got more layers than an onion, or even a synthetic human. This week, keep an eye out for strange encounters – whether it's with a mysterious femme fatale 💃🏻 or an enigmatic stranger with poetic tendencies. Embrace your inner detective and investigate the unknown. You might just find the key to unlocking your destiny! 🔑 In your professional life, be as fearless as a blade runner going after rogue replicants. Stand tall and assert yourself, channeling your inner Harrison Ford. Don't be afraid to voice your opinion, especially if you're passionate about it. Just remember, "More human than human" is our motto. 🕴️ In matters of the heart, don't let the dystopian atmosphere of your surroundings bring you down. Romance may be lurking in unexpected places, much like a hidden stash of origami unicorns. 🦄 Be open to the possibilities and let love guide you, even if it feels like navigating through a maze of neon-lit streets. So dear Scorpios, set your blasters to stun and charge ahead into the urban jungle with all the courage and intensity you possess. Remember, the future is yours to shape, and you've got the inner strength of a Nexus-6 on your side. Hashtags for your cosmic journey: #ScorpioBladeRunner #WaxingGibbousMysteries #TearsInTheRain #Nexus6Strength #AstroNoir Happy hunting, Scorpios! 🌟

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.05.2023 08:12:01 (sco-03-05-2023)