Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Beam Up: Cosmic Changes Ahead Are More Twisted than a Wormhole!"

The next Scorpio will start in 112 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 22 days, at Wednesday, 26 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 110 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 154 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 100 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Scorpio! 🦂 Like RoboCop, you are built to serve the public trust (or at least, it feels that way sometimes). But don’t get your circuits in a twist, because the Full Moon is 15.8 days old and it's charging up your energy like a super-powered battery pack. #MoonBattery Do you feel like you're running on Windows 95 in a world of AI? Well, don't worry! With this full moon, an upgrade is on its way. Remember, you're not obsolete, you're just vintage... like a well-loved floppy disk. #RetroScorpio You might not have a titanium exoskeleton, or be able to spin your head around 360 degrees, but you do have the power of the Scorpion on your side. When life gets tough, remember that you're tougher. After all, even RoboCop can't regenerate his tail. #ScorpionPower The stars suggest you take some time out for some self-maintenance. Maybe oil those joints, or spend some time in sleep mode. You’ve been working harder than a dial-up modem trying to load a high-res picture. It's time to reboot, recharge, and get ready for the next mission. #AstrologicalSelfCare So, embrace your inner RoboScorpio, protect the innocent, uphold the law, and don't forget to update your antivirus software. Your cosmic journey continues, and just like RoboCop, you’re part man, part machine, all Scorpio. #RoboScorpio Remember, "Your move, creep." Just kidding, we love you, Scorpio. Stay stellar! 🌟

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.07.2023 08:12:01 (sco-04-07-2023)