Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, beware the cosmic scuttle: When Betelgeuse aligns with your breakfast, expect an intergalactic espresso crisis and a sudden urge to hoard towels!"

The next Scorpio will start in 139 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 22 days, at Thursday, 29 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 137 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 181 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 127 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my dearest Scorpio friends! The cosmic energy today is as vibrant as Scorpius from Farscape, so buckle up for a space-tastic adventure! The Waning Gibbous moon at 18.3 days old has got your back, and let me tell you - it's feeling rather nerdy and nostalgic. 🌖🔭 This week, you'll be channeling some serious hippie vibes, so don't be surprised if you find yourself humming "Age of Aquarius" while munching on some organic kale chips. Peace, love, and celestial energy, right? ✌️☮️ As you journey through the galactic wonders of life, remember to tap into your inner scientist to make sense of the cosmic chaos. The universe has a PhD in mysteriousness, but with your Scorpio intuition, you're well on your way to becoming a professor of the stars! ⭐🔬 So, dear Scorpio, embrace your nerdy side, laugh at the absurdity of existence, and remember to keep the spirit of Farscape alive in your heart. May the cosmic winds guide you through a groovy and interstellar adventure this week! Hashtags: #ScorpioHoroscope #FarscapeVibes #NerdyAstrology #CosmicHippie #WaningGibbousGurus

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.06.2023 08:12:01 (sco-07-06-2023)