Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week You'll be Dodging Cosmic Bullets Like Neo in the Matrix - Good Luck With The Laundry!"

The next Scorpio will start in 78 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 15 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 76 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 120 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 66 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, my celestial Scorpions! With the Third Quarter moon dancing at 21 days old in the cosmic ballet, one thing is clear: we've all aged a bit...even the moon. I feel compelled to remind you of your planet's motto, #ScorpioSassyNeverTrashy, as you navigate this intriguing lunar phase. The moon, in its aging wisdom, is a lot like a fine wine or perhaps a geeky sci-fi series - it gets better with time. But unlike Battlestar Galactica, there's no guarantee of a reboot if things go south. This week, the cosmos is sending you signals that would make even the most seasoned Cylon quiver. Your ruling planet Mars is currently doing the cha-cha with Neptune, stirring up a potent cosmic cocktail of passion and illusion. It's like a Star Wars and Star Trek crossover episode, and you're Luke Skywalker trying to use the Vulcan salute. #NerdAlert But fear not, my interstellar warriors! This confusing mash-up can lead to some powerful revelations, if you're brave enough to face them. Are you the hero of your story, or just an extra in someone else's space opera? #DeepSpaceThoughts While the moon may be past its prime, remember this: even old moons can shine brightly. So, embrace its wisdom, and let it guide you through the nebula of uncertainty. No matter how convoluted the plot gets, stay true to your character. Channel your inner Captain Adama, and remember that sometimes, the most complex equations have the simplest solutions. #AstrologicalBattlestarWisdom Keep your phasers set to stun and your heart set on love, dear Scorpios. Until next time, may the stars keep you steady and your spirit keep you wild. #ScorpioInTheStars Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... but they can definitely see your glow. Let it shine, my celestial Scorpions! And always, always stay sassy. #SpaceIsTheNewBlack

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-07-08-2023)