Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Engage Warp Speed! This Week's Forecast Predicts a Nebula of Emotional Wormholes and a Supernova of Passion!"

The next Scorpio will start in 46 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 10 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 44 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 88 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 34 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Scorpio! The Third Quarter moon, now 23.5 days old, is whispering into the cosmos and guess what...I'm fluent in Moonish! This week, you're going to feel like you've been stuck in a hyperspace jumpgate for too long. You are orbiting around the idea of change, like Babylon 5 around Epsilon III. Don't worry though, it's not like you'll run into a Vorlon...or will you? The wisdom of the Third Quarter moon tells me that you need to let go of structures that feel suffocating. This might mean shedding your exoskeleton, dear Scorpio, but remember - you're not a crustacean in space, you can handle it! In matters of love, be like a Minbari - mysterious and intriguing. And for those of you wondering why your significant other doesn’t understand your puns about quasars and black holes, don't worry. Love is like understanding Technomancy, it takes time. For all the working Scorpions, you might feel like you're stuck in a diplomatic meeting with the Narn and Centauri - but hang in there! Remember, patience is as valuable as any Dilgar war medal. So this week, Scorpio, let go of the old, embrace the new and remember - unlike the Shadow vessels, you have nothing to hide. Remember, we're all made of star stuff, so shine on, you crazy Scorpio! #ScorpioForecast #InterstellarHumor #NerdyAstrology #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.09.2023 08:12:02 (sco-08-09-2023)