Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season Approaches: Time to Build Walls Around Your Feelings, They're Gonna Pay For It!"

The next Scorpio will start in 75 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 12 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 73 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 117 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 63 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hello there, Scorpios! It's time to hitch up your cosmic pants and dive into another thrilling episode of "The Universe According to Your Astrologer!" As a modern hippie astrologer with a pocket protector full of nerdy vibes, I come bearing the celestial lowdown for your star sign. With the Waning Crescent moon currently in her 24-day-old phase (yes, I said 'her'. The moon is clearly a lady – just look at how she changes her mind every few days), the cosmos are humming with the melody of “letting go.” Scorpio, this week, you're kind of like a Dalek in a Doctor Who episode. You've got a master plan, you're not afraid to exterminate any obstacles, and you have an unnerving ability to shout "EXTERMINATE!" in a monotone voice. But remember, like any good Dalek, you also have a vulnerable spot - your emotions. This week, as the moon shrinks smaller and smaller, it's a perfect time to let go of any emotional baggage you've been carrying around like a cosmic backpack full of space rocks. Maybe it's time to forgive that Libra who ate your last pot brownie, or finally release that grudge against your Gemini ex who thought Star Wars was a documentary. Here's your personalized nerd-meets-hippie mantra for the week: "I'm a Scorpio, I've got the sting, but I'll release my baggage and let my spirit sing." Repeat until you feel lighter or until you are distracted by a new episode of Star Trek. Remember, Scorpios, this universe is a big place full of wonder and mystery, and you're but a small part of it. But hey, so was Frodo and look how he changed Middle Earth! So, grab your metaphorical hobbit cloak and get ready to embrace the adventures that lie in the week ahead! To infinity and beyond, Scorpios! #ScorpioSeason #NerdyAstrology #ToTheMoonAndBack #CosmicVibes #ExterminateEmotionalBaggage #NerdMantras #MiddleEarthScorpio

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-10-08-2023)