Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Jambalaya of Luck, Love and Unexpected Tax Refunds - Don't Forget Your Towel!"

The next Scorpio will start in 43 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 7 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 41 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 85 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 31 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.2 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Alright, Scorpio! It's time to dust off your telescopes and put on your favorite pair of space-themed socks. Why? Because we've got a waning crescent moon that's currently aging better than a fine wine at 26.2 days old. This celestial cheese wheel in the sky is serving up a cosmic delicacy that you simply cannot resist! Just like Tetsuo Shima from Akira, it's time for you to tap into your inner powers and do something extraordinary. Maybe levitate a few spoons or make your neighbor's cat dance the cha-cha. The universe doesn't discriminate, my friends! As the countdown to the next full moon on the 29th of September at precisely 9:58:21 ticks forward (put it in your calendars, folks), remember that the lunar cycle is not unlike your own life cycle. Sometimes we're full, sometimes we're just a sliver, and occasionally, we're... well... totally eclipsed. #LunarLifeLessons But fear not, my scorpion friends! Just as Tetsuo overcame his obstacles (albeit with a bit of psychic-induced chaos), so too can you harness the energy of the cosmos to tackle whatever life throws your way. And remember, if all else fails, there's always the option of turning into a giant, psychic blob. #TetsuoSolutions Stay sassy, stay classy, and always keep your antennae tuned to the stars. This is your resident astrologer, signing off until next time. May the cosmic winds ever blow in your favor, Scorpio! #ScorpioPower #CosmicVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-11-09-2023)