"Scorpio: If Van Gogh Were Your Life Coach, You'd Still Have Both Ears! Cosmic Chaos Ensues!"
The next Scorpio will start in 285 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 21 days, at Friday, 02 February, 2024
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 276 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024
Venus moves to Scorpio in 255 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024
The New moon is currently 0.9 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
🦂 Scorpio, my celestial scorpion friend! As the moon is currently orbiting in its infantile 0.9 days old phase, it's like a cute little astrophysics baby gurgling in the cosmic crib of the universe. 🌑
In layman’s terms, it means the universe is screaming "New beginnings, who dis?" at you!
Like a black hole consuming all the space junk, now is the time to suck up all that unnecessary clutter in your life, and convert it into celestial energy. Just make sure you don’t create a singularity in your living room while doing so.💥
The stars are aligning in just the right way for you to embrace change. That could mean finally getting that haircut you've been putting off because you've been trying to channel your inner Einstein, or perhaps attempting that quantum physics problem you've been avoiding. Either way, take a leap of faith, or as I might say, a 'wormhole' jump into the unknown.🚀
Remember, Scorpios are ruled by Pluto – not the Disney dog, but the planet. Well, it was a planet, then it wasn’t, now it’s a ‘dwarf planet’. Honestly, it’s having more of an identity crisis than a teenager at a music festival. But fear not, your own path is clearer than the international astronomical union's definitions.
So go forth this week with the spirit of curiosity and the power of change. And remember, even if things get a little chaotic, the Big Bang was pretty chaotic too, and look how that turned out: a universe full of beauty, mysteries, and microwave popcorn! 🌌🍿
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