Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, my dear friend, your stars are aligning like a finely crafted Cardassian disruptor. Expect some intense power struggles in your personal and professional life. But fear not, for you have the cunning and wit of a Ferengi Grand Nagus on your side. Use it wisely, and the universe shall bow to your will like a humble Bajoran monk."

The next Scorpio will start in 226 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 225 days, at Monday, 23 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 268 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 214 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.

"Whoa, Scorpio! The stars are aligning for you today like bullets in my guns. With the waning gibbous moon in your sign, you're feeling powerful and ready to take on the world. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use your powers for good, not evil. You're a deep thinker, Scorpio, always probing the depths of the universe for answers. Keep that curious mind of yours open, and you'll find the truth you seek. And don't be afraid to embrace your nerdy side, either. Science is cool, man. But don't forget to let loose and have some fun, too. Let your inner hippie out and dance under the moonlight. Celebrate life and all its mysteries. And remember, everything happens for a reason. So go forth, Scorpio, and conquer the day like it's the Matrix. #ScorpioPower #NerdyAstrology #HippieVibes #ScienceIsCool #EverythingHappensForAReason"