Scorpio Report

"Multipass Scorpio! Spicy Love Life and Wacky Planets Shuffle: Embrace the Galactic Groove, My Astro-Hippie-Dippies!"

The next Scorpio will start in 195 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 23 days, at Friday, 05 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 193 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 237 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 183 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, Scorpio buddies! So, the Third Quarter moon is like, 21 days old, right? That's pretty "ancient" in Stargate terms, but hey, we're just getting started. Now, we all know you guys are as mysterious as those alien tech thingamajigs we find on our gate travels, and this week, you'll be channeling some serious O'Neill vibes. First up, you've got some communication stuff going on. Just like when I have to figure out what the heck Daniel is saying, you may be dealing with misunderstandings, so keep your sarcasm to a minimum. Or don't, it's your call. #SarcasmLife Next, those pesky Goa'uld-like obstacles are coming your way, but fear not! You're as resilient as a puddle-jumping SG-1 team member. You'll overcome these challenges with your signature scorpion sting. #ScorpioPower Lastly, love is in the air, or should I say, Stargate? This week you may find yourself drawn to someone who shares your passion for saving the universe... or just binge-watching sci-fi shows. Embrace that connection, and maybe sneak in a cheesy line like, "You light up my wormhole." #OutOfThisWorldRomance So, gear up, Scorpios! It's time to embark on your own mission through the Stargate of life. And remember, if things get tough, just ask yourself: What would Jack O'Neill do? #WWJOD

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