Scorpio Report

"Scintillating Scorpios! Prepare to sting your way through cosmic shenanigans as retrograde planets boogie with celestial twists, Maria the Robot style!"

The next Scorpio will start in 165 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 20 days, at Thursday, 01 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 163 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 207 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 153 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.9 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Oh, Scorpio, my spicy little space scorpion! The Third Quarter moon is 21.9 days old, which means it's time for you to shed your exoskeleton and step out into the cosmic club like the fabulous interstellar party animal you are! 🌗🦂💃 This week, the universe is telling you to wave goodbye to those pesky inhibitions and embrace your inner space oddity. Fancy a trip to the outer reaches of the galaxy? Why not, right? Just make sure you've got your trusty sonic screwdriver handy, because you never know what kind of alien shenanigans you might encounter! 👽🔧 As you boogie down with the celestial beings, don't be surprised if someone catches your eye across the dance floor. It could be a tall, dark, and handsome stranger or a quirky fellow time traveler. Either way, sparks will fly faster than the TARDIS! Just remember, Scorpio, don't blink or you might miss your chance at intergalactic romance. 😉 Your lucky stars this week are shining like supernovas, so don't forget to make a wish or two. But be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with an unexpected trip back in time or a run-in with a Dalek! 😱 Keep calm and carry on, Scorpio, and don't let any cosmic curveballs throw you off course. After all, you're the captain of your own destiny, and there's no challenge too great for a Time Lord like yourself. ✨🚀 So go forth, Scorpio, and dazzle the universe with your celestial charm and wit! And remember, as Donna Noble would say, "You're brilliant, you are!" 🌟🌌 #ScorpioShenanigans #SpacePartyAnimal #TimeTravelingTango #DoctorWhoVibes #CelestialSwagger

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.05.2023 08:12:01 (sco-12-05-2023)