Scorpio Report

"Scorpios Beware: Cosmic Shenanigans Ahead as Mars Does the Cha-Cha in Your House of Mysteries! Embrace Your Inner Nerd and Hang On to Your Crystals!"

The next Scorpio will start in 134 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 17 days, at Thursday, 29 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 132 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 176 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 122 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Ah, Scorpios, my favorite little cosmic scorpions! With the Third Quarter moon at 23.7 days old, it's like that old Earth saying, "a stitch in time saves nine." Or something like that. I never really got that one, but let's roll with it. This week, you'll be feeling the gravitational pull of your ruling planet, Pluto. Not the dog, the planet. Or is it a dwarf planet now? Darn scientists, always changing things up! Anyway, expect a dose of intense energy to fuel your drive for world domination. Just kidding! But seriously, you'll have the power to tackle any challenge life throws at you, even if it's deciphering ancient alien languages. #StargateLife It's also a great time to get in touch with your inner Goa'uld (the good side, not the evil parasitic snake part). Recognize your own strength and intelligence, and maybe work on your sarcasm skills. You never know when you'll need to throw a witty remark at an intergalactic foe. #SarcasmIsUniversal Your love life may feel like a wormhole taking you to uncharted territories. Don't worry, though; Carter's got your back. She'll work her scientific magic to make sure you don't get lost in some alternate reality. Embrace the unknown and be open to new connections, whether they're human or extraterrestrial. #LoveAcrossTheGalaxy Lastly, don't forget to take care of yourself. Even heroes need a break sometimes. Spend some time with your favorite Stargate reruns, or better yet, go outside and connect with nature. You might be surprised at how refreshing a walk in the woods can be, just watch out for any hidden Chappa'ai. #NatureIsTheBestMedicine So, Scorpios, buckle up for a wild ride through the cosmos this week. Remember, no matter how strange things get, you've got your trusty SG-1 team by your side (in spirit, at least). And always keep an eye out for those pesky system lords. #ScorpioStargateStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.06.2023 08:12:02 (sco-12-06-2023)