Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season Alert: Expect Intense Staring Contests with the Universe, and Maybe a Few Alien Abductions!"

The next Scorpio will start in 73 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 10 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 71 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 115 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 61 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there Scorpio, listen up! The universe is about to drop some cosmic wisdom your way, so adjust those antenna and tune in. With the Waning Crescent moon currently at 25.9 days old (I know, it's practically a fossil), your stinger might be feeling a bit more prickly than usual. There's a hint of transformation in the air, or maybe that's just the smell of leftover pizza... either way, things are changing. Now remember, this isn't like that one time you tried to convince everyone you were a vegetarian. This transformation requires sincerity, not just an impulsive need to try every new trendy diet. The next full moon is at exactly 1:37:05 on the 31st of August, 2023. I'd tell you to mark your calendars, but let's be real, you're a Scorpio, you've probably already scheduled a moonlit ritual or something equally dramatic. During this time, the celestial bodies are doing a funky cosmic dance that'll leave you with a surge of creative energy. So, put on those kaleidoscope goggles and get ready to paint the town red...or green...or chartreuse. Whatever floats your boat, Scorpio. Just be aware, with great power comes great responsibility. And by responsibility, I mean the potential for massive missteps. Remember that time you tried to do the Macarena and ended up knocking over Aunt Edna's priceless crystal vase? Yeah, let's avoid a repeat of that. So, take this month to embrace your transformation, express your creativity, and perhaps invest in some bubble wrap. It's gonna be a wild ride, Scorpio. #ScorpioSeason #MoonDance #CosmicMacarena #BubbleWrapSafety

#Scorpio

SignToday Is Posting: 12.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-12-08-2023)