Scorpio Report

"Dead or alive, Scorpios, you're coming with the stars! Galactic forecast predicts a week of cosmic justice and astrological ass-kicking!"

The next Scorpio will start in 194 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 22 days, at Friday, 05 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 192 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 236 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 182 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Ahoy, Scorpio! I've been traversing the cosmos and I have some shiny news for you! 🌌 This #ThirdQuarterMoon 🌗 at 22.1 days old is sending some particularly groovy vibes your way. As for the energy, it's a mix of "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" and "I can kill you with my brain." So, buckle up for a wild ride! Now, let's talk about love 💖, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish. Romance has got you feeling like two by two, hands of blue. It's mysterious, it's intriguing, and oh boy, does it make you feel like doing the impossible - like, you know, flying a spaceship through a planet's core? 🚀 In the realm of work, you're channeling your inner Jayne Cobb - all tough, capable, and ready to take on the 'verse. But remember, your colleagues are your crew, not your minions. So, keep that in mind when you're tempted to throw them to the Reavers. #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork 👩‍🚀👨‍🚀 Your intuition is as sharp as a River Tam high-kick right now, Scorpio. So embrace your psychic prowess and trust your gut. But hey, don't go reading everybody's thoughts now, that's just rude. 😉 #MindYourManners Lastly, self-care is essential, so take the time to nourish your inner Wash. Play with some toy dinosaurs or indulge in a game of juggling geese - whatever floats your Firefly-class spaceship. #SerenityNow 🦕🦖 So, Scorpio, embrace the cosmic chaos of the Third Quarter Moon and let your nerdy, hippie soul soar through the galaxy. And remember, no power in the 'verse can stop you! 🌟 #ShinyHoroscope #StayCosmic #ScorpioOut ✌️

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