Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Season: Cosmic Shenanigans Ensue as Planets Align for Galactic Hoedown!"

The next Scorpio will start in 164 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 19 days, at Thursday, 01 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 162 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 206 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 152 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.9 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Ah, Scorpio, here's your horoscope for the week, not that it should matter in the grand scheme of this infinite universe. The Third Quarter moon, which is 22.9 days old - as if the moon cares about our silly timekeeping - will affect your energy levels, or perhaps not. After all, what's the point? As Mars continues its tedious journey, you may feel a sense of restlessness. But don't worry, your existence is already a cosmic joke, so there's no need to prove your worthiness. Just grab a towel and carry on with your insignificant life. Your financial situation may change. It could improve, or it could worsen. Who am I to predict the randomness of life? But remember, money can't buy happiness, except for those who think buying that shiny new spaceship will finally fill the void. Love? Oh, don't get me started on love. You might meet someone new, or you might not. After all, we're just specks of dust in the vast cosmos, trying to find meaning in our pointless interactions. But hey, at least you have each other to keep warm, right? This week, you might find yourself pondering life's big questions. Just remember, 42 is the answer to everything, including why you should never trust a Vogon poet. So, dear Scorpio, enjoy your week amongst the meaningless chaos of the universe. I'm sure it'll be thrilling. Or not. #ScorpioBlues #LifeDontTalkToMeAboutLife #HitchhikersGuideToExistentialCrisis #42ReasonsToKeepGoing

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.05.2023 08:12:02 (sco-13-05-2023)