Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, You're Not Going Super-Nova...Yet! - A Quirky Galactic Guide to Surviving Your Own Intensity!"

The next Scorpio will start in 103 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 13 days, at Wednesday, 26 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 101 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 145 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 91 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, my celestial Scorpions! The Waning Crescent moon, currently at 25.4 days old, is acting a bit like your moody roommate who never quite got over their emo phase. But don't worry, it's just a phase. In fact, it's the perfect time to reflect on all those 'not so stellar' decisions you've made recently - like buying that third cat or trying to make 'kale chips' a thing at your last party. The next full moon is scheduled for 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023. Now I know what you're thinking, "What does that mean for me, oh nerdy star guru?" Well, you can expect your emotions to be high-tide during this time. Think of it as being in the final season of Battlestar Galactica - there's a lot going on, and you're probably going to cry. Remember though, you're a Scorpio, you're as tough as a three-day-old bagel. Use this time to channel your inner Number Six. You're intelligent, cunning, and have a flair for the dramatic but - and I cannot stress this enough - try not to incite a Cylon rebellion. So, in conclusion, dear Scorpions, brace yourselves for an emotional roller coaster, make sure to keep your cats fed, and maybe hold off on the kale chips - they're really not as good as you think. #ScorpioSeason #MoonMoods #BattlestarGalacticVibes #KaleChipsAreOverrated #NumberSixWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.07.2023 08:12:01 (sco-13-07-2023)