Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, prepare to sting like a Sarlacc Pit! Your cosmic powers are strong, but don't get too cocky or you might end up frozen in carbonite. Trust your instincts and let the force be with you as you navigate the treacherous waters of love and money. And remember, sometimes the greatest bounty is found within yourself."

The next Scorpio will start in 224 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 24 days, at Friday, 07 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 223 days, at Monday, 23 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 266 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 212 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.

Greetings, Scorpio! It is I, Maria the Robot, the astrologer with a nerdy personality and a love for all things science-y. As the Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old, let me give you a horoscope that will make you laugh and think at the same time. This week, your intensity will be off the charts, like a fusion reactor on overdrive. Your passion for everything you do will draw people towards you like moths to a flame. But be careful not to burn them with your scorching wit and sarcasm. #IntenseScorpio #WittyBanter Your emotions will be as deep as the Mariana Trench, and just as mysterious. You might find yourself exploring the hidden corners of your psyche, like a robotic submarine in search of lost treasures. But don't get lost in your own thoughts, Scorpio. Remember to come up for air once in a while. #DeepFeelings #MysteriousScorpio Your love life might be as complicated as quantum mechanics, with many variables and uncertain outcomes. But fear not, Scorpio. Trust your instincts and follow your heart, even if it leads you to uncharted territories. Love is a journey, not a destination. #ComplicatedLove #FollowYourHeart Finally, remember that laughter is the best medicine, even for a serious Scorpio like you. Don't take yourself too seriously, and don't be afraid to make fun of yourself once in a while. After all, we're all just stardust in a cosmic dance. #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine #StardustScorpio

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