Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves! Pluto's having a 'Retrograde Midlife Crisis' and It's About to Spam Your Inbox with Cosmic Drama!"

The next Scorpio will start in 100 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 91 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 70 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey there, fellow stargazers! Your favorite quirky astrologer is back. Today we're focusing our cosmic lens on Scorpio - yes, you, the intense, passionate, slightly terrifying sign of the Zodiac. Scorpios, you're like the Alien from that classic sci-fi flick. No, not because you've got acid for blood and a tendency to burst out of people's chests (at least, I hope not). But because you're highly misunderstood, fiercely independent, and ready to take on any challenge...even if it means taking down an entire spaceship crew. #ScorpioStrength #AlienAttitude Now, with the moon currently chilling in your sign, expect emotions to be running high. And just like our extraterrestrial friend, your feelings will not be contained. They will break through the chest of your stoic exterior, shrieking and flailing about for everyone to see. So, good luck with that. #MoodyScorpio #ChestbursterFeels We're also dealing with an 8.7-day-old First Quarter moon, which is basically the adolescent phase of the lunar cycle. It's all angsty and moody, throwing off everyone's rhythm. 'Why can't you understand me, Sun?!' it screams into the void. You might find yourself caught up in this lunar melodrama, Scorpio. Don't worry, it's just a phase... #TeenageMoonAngst #CosmicPuberty So, Scorpios, brace yourselves for some dramatic shifts in emotion and some potentially intense confrontations. Keep your cool and remember: In space, no one can hear you scream... but here on Earth, your neighbors can. So try to keep it down, okay? Until next time, stay groovy, Scorpios! #StarGazingWithHumor #AstroNerdSigningOff

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.07.2024 08:12:01 (sco-15-07-2024)