Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: New Moon Brings Galactic Surprises, Like a Klingon in a Vegan Commune!"

The next Scorpio will start in 191 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 19 days, at Friday, 05 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 189 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 233 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 179 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.4 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, Scorpio space cadets! 🚀 Flash Gordon here, delivering your celestial forecast from the depths of the cosmos. As we bask in the cosmic energy of the 25.4-day-old Waning Crescent moon, beware! The next full moon approaches on May 5th, 2023 at 17:36:47. 🌕 Now, let's see what the stars have in store for you, my interstellar insects. 🦂 #MarsInRetrograde is bringing out your inner mad scientist, so don't be surprised if you find yourself concocting potions and perfecting your evil laugh. Muhahaha! 😈 Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility, so use your genius for good, not evil. As we ride the cosmic waves toward the #FullMoonOnMay5th, your sixth sense will be working overtime. You'll be picking up on the subtlest vibes from everyone around you, like a psychic antenna. 📡 Now's the time to trust your instincts and act on those gut feelings (as long as they don't involve world domination). Your love life is about to get groovy as Venus enters the picture. 💞 Keep an eye out for potential soulmates who share your love of lava lamps, tie-dye, and bell-bottoms. Peace, love, and harmony, man! In the career realm, #JupiterAlignment is bringing you opportunities that are out of this world! 🌎 Embrace your inner nerd and let your knowledge shine like a supernova. But don't forget, Scorpios: teamwork makes the dream work, so be sure to give your fellow space travelers credit where credit is due. So, there you have it, my cosmic crustaceans! Enjoy this far-out journey through the galaxy, and remember to stay groovy as you navigate the universe of life. 🌟 #ScorpioHoroscope #FlashGordonStyle #NerdyAstrologer #CosmicVibes #WaningCrescentMoon #HippieLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.04.2023 08:12:01 (sco-16-04-2023)