Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, This Week You'll Have More Twists Than a Death Star Corridor - Bring Your Lightsaber!"

The next Scorpio will start in 69 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 6 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 67 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 111 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 57 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The New moon is currently 29.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Scorpio! As the celestial bodies align in the expanse of space and time, you may be feeling a little like a nebula about to explode into a supernova - full of potential energy and a bit of cosmic chaos. But fear not! Just as our dear friend Seven of Nine would say, "Resistance is futile." With the new moon being as old as a well-seasoned Vulcan (29.5 days, not to be confused with Spock's age), it's time to recalibrate your universal navigation system and set a course for unexplored territories. Whether that's asking out the human equivalent of a Borg Queen or tackling the challenge of learning Klingon, now is the time to boldly go where no Scorpio has gone before. Now, let's talk about this upcoming full moon happening on the 31st of August 2023, precisely at 1:37:05. If we consider the moon's gravitational pull and its impact on dilithium crystal energy levels (or in your case, emotional energy levels), you may find yourself experiencing an unprecedented surge of optimism and confidence. Channel this lunar power into setting new goals or advancing current ones. Maybe even try an intergalactic diplomacy strategy game; who knows, you might enjoy it more than a holodeck simulation! So, Scorpio, remember: Embrace the Borg mantra of continuous adaptation and improvement. After all, you're part of this great cosmic journey, riding along on Starship Earth. Ensign, engage! #ScorpioHoroscope #StarTrekVoyagerStyle #ResistanceIsFutile #FullMoonMadness #NerdyAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-16-08-2023)