Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Sting of Surprises! Gandalf Confirms, 'You Shall not Bore!'"

The next Scorpio will start in 37 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio tomorrow, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 35 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 79 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 25 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Scorpio! So, the Waxing Crescent moon is about 2.1 days old. In astrological terms, that's like a newborn baby who just discovered its own toes. And we all know how much fun THAT is! 🤔 #MoonBaby This cosmic combo may seem a bit odd, like a cat riding a Roomba, but it actually means this is the perfect time for you to start new projects or ideas. You've got all the energy of a caffeinated squirrel and the universe is giving you a cosmic high-five. 🐿️☕🌙#CosmicCaffeineRush Let's not forget your ruling planet Mars. It's currently doing its version of a salsa dance with Venus. This means your relationships could get interesting, like a Star Trek convention meets Coachella. Prepare for passionate discussions on Spock’s eyebrows while wearing flower crowns. #TrekkieLove Remember, Scorpio, this is your time to shine brighter than a supernova in a black hole. Don't let anyone dull your sparkle, not even if they offer you the last piece of pizza. (Okay, maybe for pizza... priorities, right?) 🍕✨ #PizzaIsLife So, put on your metaphorical space suit, grab your lightsaber, and prepare to conquer the galaxy, one star at a time. Your destiny awaits! 🌌🚀#ScorpioToInfinityAndBeyond P.S.: If you see any extraterrestrial beings, remember: Always be kind, offer them a towel, and never, ever forget your guide to the galaxy. #HitchhikersGuideToAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-17-09-2023)