Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Galactic Rollercoaster: Pluto's Retrograde Puts Your Patience in a Quantum Flux!"

We are currently in the sign of Scorpio

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 22 days, at Saturday, 09 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 332 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 18 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars is currently in Scorpio

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, cosmic Scorpios! Alert! Alert! Your ruling planet, Mars, has crash-landed in your sign like a Tesla Roadster on a mission to Mars. HAL 9000 couldn't have plotted a more precise trajectory. Your energy levels are set to skyrocket, so you might want to consider installing some internal dampening springs. Don't worry; I promise it's not as complicated as quantum physics. The Waxing Crescent moon, currently 4.1 days old, is hanging out in the sky like a freshly baked croissant. With its light shining upon your endeavours, even your most ambitious plans could finally get off the ground. So dust off that old dream of yours to invent a teleportation device or a time machine. Who knows? You might just crack the space-time continuum. Remember, though, Scorpio, with great power comes great responsibility...and occasional bouts of megalomania. So keep an eye on that ego. We wouldn't want you turning into a runaway AI system with a god complex, would we? So buckle up, Scorpios, and enjoy this cosmic ride. Channel that Martian energy into something productive. Write that novel, paint that masterpiece, or solve that Rubik's cube you've been ignoring. This is your month to shine. And hey, if all else fails, remember: In space, no one can hear you scream...or sing off key. #ScorpioSeason #MarsInScorpio #WaxingCrescentMoon #CosmicRide #SpaceOddity

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.11.2023 08:12:01 (sco-17-11-2023)